Funny, Amusing and Terrible Book Covers

Never judge a book by its cover……or do you? Here is a list of books with funny, terrible or just amusing covers and titles. Some are out of print but most are still in print and available to buy.

Go The F**k To Sleep

Go the f**k to sleep
Go the Fuck to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world. I am sure that phrase has been said by many parents to themselves if not out loud. The bestselling gift book for exhausted parents everywhere.
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It’s Easy To Play Classical Themes

It's Easy to Play Classical Themes
Seriously now Beethoven you couldn’t find a wider stool?… This has been out since 1992. Is it just me that thinks they should’ve redesigned the cover by now?
(Easy-to-read, simplified arrangements of 27 popular classical masterpieces by Tchaikovsky, Grieg, Beethoven, and other great composers.)
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Games You Can Play With Your Pussy

Game you can Play with your Pussy
Flick the bean, hide the sausage and many more…
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50 Ways to Eat Cock

50 Ways to Eat Cock
First there was 50 shades now there is 50 ways…
Men buying this for their other half will be very disappointed.
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Missionary Position

Looks can be deceiving…..
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How to Traumatize Your Children

How to Traumatize your children
Worth having kids after all………..
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Eating people is wrong

Try telling that to a cannibal….
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Teach your wife to be a Widow

Will she be doing time in prison?


How to shit in the woods

Will I be using the book as toilet paper?
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Dancing with Jesus

Better than dancing with the stars.
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Sh*tty Mom


But we still love her all the same…
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5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth


5?????… One Reason is good enough for me.
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Everybody Poos


You WHAT??? Women poo Too???
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Images You Should Not Masturbate To


>Helpppp I’ve gone blind…
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Make your own Sex Toys


Watch out for splinters :-s


Fancy Coffins


More challenging projects than the sex toys…


Who Cares about Elderly People


The person who bought the previous book does….


A Passion For Donkeys

A Passion For Donkeys
Because they hang like one……


Crafting with Cat Hair


Now where did I put those tweezers?
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A Practical Guide to Racism


Will this help make the word a better place?
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Are Women Human


Hmmm do humans need so many shoes, clothes and handbags ????


Everything I know About Women I learned from my Tractor


I still can’t find her carburettor….


Everything I want to do is Illegal


I Can not get a break…


How To Live With A Huge Penis


I am not buying that one on-line, Iā€™m going in my local bookshop to order it šŸ˜‰


How To Poo At Work


Is it wrong to do it in the bosses’ office????


How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You

loitering in the kitchen near the knife block?


How to Raise Your IQ By Eating Gifted Children

A good reason to become a school teacher…..


But it is much more fun the other way round ……


Is there an advanced guide available?


Should’ve stopped 25 years ago


If you incest…


You just made room for more food….


Always stuck for words……….

Did you have something to do with it?

Can I change my mind?

Can someone translate for me?

I hope this is not a guide….

Full of surprises……..

If only the iceberg read it before the titanic hit it….
Is there a book for succeeding when you have a penis?
Nooooooo That is the last thing she wants to do……
Did he take the tube???
Always blaming everything on the kids…..
No room in my pocket after getting one……
All I need is a horse…..
Do his parents know?
We don’t want to know…